My first day out with my new $1600 Garrett metal detector I found a magnificent 30 carat wedding ring, not 3 feet under the ground.
But the bride was still wearing it and the police took it and won't give it back. Pricks!!
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Doctor, I have a sexual problem.
‟Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, ‟I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.
”Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.‟
The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. ”Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett,‟ the medic s...
Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.
In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.
Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...