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Crossing Guard Jokes

My wife recently became a crossing guard at our sons school.

She hates when I ask how the child trafficking is going.

My wife volunteers every week as a school crossing guard.

I tell everyone she’s into human trafficking.

I could never believe that my father stole when he had a job as a crossing guard...

But the signs where there...

Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are...

Human Traffic-ers.

I was stunned to find out that my grandfather was involved in human trafficking.

He used to volunteer as a crossing guard.

I didnt believe my grandfather got fired from his job as a Crossing guard for theft...

But when i got home the signs were there

My New Years resolution was to give back to the community.

I don’t want to seem like I’m bragging, but this coming school year, I’m becoming a volunteer crossing guard for an online school.

When I was in college I went to a fortune teller and she told me that if I stay in school and get my degree I will be making a ridiculous amount of money

Turns out she was right!
Now I work as a crossing guard.

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