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Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

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I got arrested for masturbating in public and declined a public defender.

I don’t think I’ll have a problem getting myself off.

A young man picked up his date from her apartment one evening for a fancy date

To try to make it fancier, The gentleman brought his brand new land Rover Defender to pick her up. The young lady was impressed by the classic SUV as her dad used to own an old one, much to the delight of the young man, he then proceeded to discuss all it's features in comparison to the older models...

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What is a sex defender?

Serious question, I’m curious about who my opponent is.

Who is the strongest Defender from Netflix?

Iron Fist. He was able to take down all the others by himself

What do funeral home workers and football defenders have in common?

They get yelled at if they let the wrong guy inside the box.

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I was sitting at the bar enjoying a drink to myself When next thing the door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on.

5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure.

Barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had...

If Bill Gates makes a COVID-19 vaccine what will it be called?

COVID-19 Defender XP.

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