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I got arrested for masturbating in public and declined a public defender.

I don’t think I’ll have a problem getting myself off.

The 2020 Land Rover Defender is the best off-road vehicle ever made.

It’s always in the shop, so it can’t be on-road.

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What is a sex defender?

Serious question, I’m curious about who my opponent is.

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I was sitting at the bar enjoying a drink to myself When next thing the door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on.

5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure.

Barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had...

Who is the strongest Defender from Netflix?

Iron Fist. He was able to take down all the others by himself

What is a lawyer’s favorite brand of athletic cup?

Private Defender

What do funeral home workers and football defenders have in common?

They get yelled at if they let the wrong guy inside the box.

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If Bill Gates makes a COVID-19 vaccine what will it be called?

COVID-19 Defender XP.

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