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Defender Jokes

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What is a sex defender?

Serious question, I’m curious about who my opponent is.

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I got arrested for masturbating in public and declined a public defender.

I don’t think I’ll have a problem getting myself off.

Who is the strongest Defender from Netflix?

Iron Fist. He was able to take down all the others by himself

What do funeral home workers and football defenders have in common?

They get yelled at if they let the wrong guy inside the box.

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Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

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