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Sentinel Jokes

From an Old West fort the sentinel cries out:

\- Captain! The indians are coming!

\- Friends or foes?

\- I think friends Sir, they're coming together!

Dead Crows

During a review of accident statistics, it was noticed that one particular intersection in Boston had an inordinately high number of dead crows, presumably killed by motor vehicle strikes. Further study revealed the oddity that in every case, the dead crow had been killed by a truck—never a passenge...

What do you call a pharmacy’s security guard?

The fentanyl sentinel

Drums good. Drums stop, bad.

A rich businessman is reading the newspaper one day, and stumbles across an article about North Sentinel Island and the indigenous people there who are virtually untouched by modern civilization. He decides on the spot, that he must see them for himself, however it is illegal to travel there. No mat...

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