Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN:...
I finally crossed running a marathon off my bucket list
No chance I was ever going to do it, glad it’s gone.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
I dated a guy with crossed eyes once
We broke up cause we didnt see eye to eye and i was worried he was seeing someone on the side
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
Joke by my 6yr old. What do you call a baby that crossed the road?
Flat baby
Seeking therapy for her now lol
Why did the depressed chicken crossed the road?
To get to the other sigh.
Why did the ball crossed the road?
Because the child didn't make it.
While he lay there on the railroad tracks waiting for the medics - the train had just crossed where his ankles used to be - ...
he felt utterly defeeted.
Crossing
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.
Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across B...
The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.
"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
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