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Judicial Jokes

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So, little Johnny has a report due for government class...

He asks his dad to explain government. His dad thinks for a minute, and explains it like this:

I am Congress, your mom is the judicial system, your sister is the unemployed, you are the group too young to vote, and the maid is the working class.

So that night, little Johnny is trying ...

How will the Judicial System improve?

By Trial and error.

Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions?

I'll let you be the judge of that.

Why do portraits hate the judicial system?

They always get framed

There is no way Facebook is losing the lawsuit

Atleast not after knowing the behavioral profiles of the judicial panel

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Once there was a boy in Alabama who loved trains.

It was his life, he’d get his dad to take him to train shows, play with them at home, read books about them in elementary school, the works. In high school he studied and kept his GPA high so he’d be able to go for his dreams: to be a train conductor. Upon graduating high school he got accepted int...

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