A Russian spy, a racketeer and a sex offender walk into a bar
The bartender says "Hello Mr. President, what would you like to drink?"
The tale of Thanksgiving.
It's that time of year, so raise a cheer, here's to drinking beer and shooting deer. Here's to friends who are sincere and friends who will endear. When others appear we give them a leer, but not so severe that they leave out of fear. We send pioneers to explore the frontier, and they return bearing...
For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime?