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Felonious Jokes

What do you call a felonious raptor?

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[OC] What do you call a felonious fingernail?

A hardened cuticle lol

What do you call a friar on the wrong side of the law?

A felonious monk

The last wish

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor, and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash.

He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin.

He told them that he wanted ...

BREAKING: American Jazz musician sentenced to 12 months in prison, legally changes name

Felonious Monk will be eligible for parole in 6 months

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