named Raines married a Chinese woman. They had a baby that they named Wen. They argued about his middle name but finally settled on Everett. The son now works as the weather man, Wen Everett Raines.
What do you call a nobleman, who is also a mathematician?
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Once upon the time in a kingdom
Once upon the time in a kingdom far far away, lived a king and his beautiful but unfaithful hot queen. For unknown reason, the barbarian invaded. Before the king rush to the border with the army, he puts a specially designed chastity belt on his wife and took the key with him. This chastity be...
Three vampires sit in a cave in the black of night, sharing a drink, laughing, and generally having a good time that one would not associate with the undead.
The night grew longer, and an observer, should they be careful enough, would learn that vampires can indeed get drunk.
Eventually, the three begin to bicker about which of them is the most powerful and deadly.
The youngest suddenly gets up, and flies off into the night. Almost instantl...
Q: What did Queen Isabelle say to an artistic nobleman? A: "Jacque, paint me like one of your French churls."
You might be a redneck..
..if you happen to be a french nobleman in the 1790s.
It is the French Revolution and people are being executed.
The executioner grants the people who are being executed one last request before their heads are cut off.
A nobleman walks up to the block and says,” As a nobleman I request that all of my money go to my three children.” “Very Well” the executioner said. And he was executed.
I met a girl who wanted to be treated like a princess.
So I married her off to a French nobleman to secure political power.
100 year old communism joke
A nobleman had a servant who was violently opposed to capitalism and devoted most of his free time attending meetings where communistic theories were expounded and applauded.
The nobleman was tolerant because the servant was so diligent in the performance of his duties.
Suddenly the ...