What do you call a headcount of the prison population?
A consensus.
Boris Johnson is sitting on a train
Not wishing to discuss PartyGate with anyone, he finds a reserved but empty compartment. He is soon joined by an outing of patients from an institution. Their minder began a headcount. ‘One, two, three, four…’ when he came to Johnson. ‘Who are you?’ said the minder. ‘I’m the prime minist...
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Times are hard at the small office....
...and the manager needs to make a difficult decision to reduce headcount. He has two employees in consideration; the first employee, Jack, has been with the firm for 20 years. He's rock solid, is a top performer, and is a real team player.
The other employee was only recently hired: she'...
A Man Is Obsessed With Tractors
A man named John is obsessed with tractors. So obsessed that he has posters of tractors on his wall, tractor toys and even tractor bedsheets.
One day, John meets a woman and they start dating. But the woman is tired of all the tractor related items in Johns home.
Girl: John I really ...
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