Though they couldn’t be more different, explorers and couch potatoes have one thing in common.

They’re both looking for the remote.

What do you call an authoritarian couch potato?

A dictator tot

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

The invention of television has eliminated famine in Ireland.

Now, when the crops fail in the garden, the population can raise couch potatoes in the living room.

A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

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