A person doing a survey called me and asked, โWhatโs your position on drugs?โ
Me: Usually slumped on a beanbag chair.
Preparations for parenthood.
Not sure you are prepared to be a parent, here are some tips to get you started.
Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a bathrobe and stick a giant beanbag chair down the front and leave it for 9 months. After the 9 months, empty out approximately 10-20% of the beans. <...
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