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Do Nothing Jokes

How can you get paid to do nothing?

Change your last name to kardashian.

When we see typos and do nothing

the errorists win

The best way to fight ISIS is to do nothing...

The more suicide bombers there are the less suicide bombers there are

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When m'y girlfriend said let's not bother and do nothing this year for valentine's day

I agreed and realised way later that included sex

My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help.

Today I stand corrected.

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6 Life Lessons

**Lesson 1:**

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give y...

An old lady used to cross the US-Mexico border every day using a motorcycle...

The guards, especially officer Johnson, knew she was smuggling something. But, no matter what they did, they could never find it.

Dogs wouldn't sniff anything, metal detectors wouldn't bleep, disassembling the motorcycle wouldn't help.

Many years later, on his last day at the job, once...

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