Guy goes to a cosmetic surgeon and says, "Make me look like Christian Bale!"

"Uhhh.....are you sure you want that?", the surgeon asks.

The guy replies, "Yes! Absolutely!"

So now he looks like Veronica Mars.

I saw a gorgeous woman walk into a cosmetic surgeons office. I followed her in to ask her out, but I decided not to bother.

Catching her picking her nose just put me right off.

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