Hand Surgery Jokes

A man suffers a traumatic accident that requires the surgical reconstruction of both his hands. It takes multiple operations, but eventually his mangled digits resemble something human again, and he regains full use of all of his fingers. Thankful but somber, he asks the surgeon, "But doc, will I ev... read more

He asks his doctor, "Will I be able to play the piano after the procedure?"

"Sure," his doctor replies.

"Good," says the man. "I've always wanted to be able to play."