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Reconstructive surgery

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay. You'll walk again and everything. However, your was sever...

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: What do you call a urologist who performs reconstructive surgery?

A cocksmith.

What do you do first before going in for facial reconstructive surgery?

You pick your nose.
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