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What is Pac-Manโ€™s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok

I yelled at my girlfriend, "If you continue stealing my cooking utensils, I'll move out!" She just laughed and said...

"That's a whisk I'm willing to take!"

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A cooking utensil owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden went for auction today.

Itโ€™s the grater of two evils.

I wanted to crack a joke on cooking utensils...

...but it didn't pan out.

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Tom Cruise starts a cooking show...

"Whisky Business."

Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right?
Right?

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