I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that)
A whisk I'm willing to take
Look man, this insane need of yours to break into high-end cooking stores and steal kitchen utensils like this thing you're eyeing, is going to get you thrown back in jail if you're caught! Think of your family, please!
I appreciate the concern, I really do, but that's a whisk I've go to take!
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils from my friend’s house.
I guess it was a whisk I was willing to take.
The captain of our cruise has a hobby of determining what kitchen utensils would make cute couples.
I'm just glad he's shipping the sink, and not the other way round.
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Edit: Thank you, children. It would appear I've peaked as a father. My actual son will be devastated.
Of all kitchen utensils,
why did Judas choose to be tray?
What did the neckbeard say to the kitchen utensil?
I think I’m going to open a kitchen utensil store...
My parents think it’s stupid but I think it’s worth the whisk.
I've always wanted to steal a huge kitchen utensil...
But I feel like I'd be taking a pretty big whisk.
My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.
He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.
I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.
I considered running, but it was a big whisk.
What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?
A Chopin' knife!
A police officer is interrogating a thief
P: So, you tried robbing this bakery in broad daylight?
P: You just snuck into their kitchen and grabbed a few kitchen utensils before being caught. You know what makes you?
T: A whisk-taker
My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy
So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.