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Kitchen Utensil Jokes

My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Edit: Thank you, children. It would appear I've peaked as a father.
My actual son will be devastated.

My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

I got arrested at Target for stealing a kitchen utensil once.

It was a whisk I was willing to take.

I was proven not guilty for allegedly stealing kitchen utensils, mostly colanders.

There were too many holes in the evidence

if I keep stealing kitchen utensils, I may be labeled a thief.

But it's a whisk I'm going to have to take.

I’ve been warned many times about the dangers of stealing kitchen utensils.

But that’s a wisk I’m willing to take

I was stealing kitchen utensils last night...

And I barely made it out without getting caught. But it was a whisk I was willing to take.

Of all kitchen utensils,

why did Judas choose to be tray?

What is Ms. Pacman's favourite kitchen utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok...

Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house

He said it was a whisk worth taking

What did the neckbeard say to the kitchen utensil?

M’Ladle!

What do you call a singing kitchen utensil?

A spatu-laaaaaah

I've always wanted to steal a huge kitchen utensil...

But I feel like I'd be taking a pretty big whisk.

I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that)

A whisk I'm willing to take

Teacher: what’s your favorite kitchen utensil?

Friend: my wife

The captain of our cruise has a hobby of determining what kitchen utensils would make cute couples.

I'm just glad he's shipping the sink, and not the other way round.

I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.

I considered running, but it was a big whisk.

My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.

He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.

Look man, this insane need of yours to break into high-end cooking stores and steal kitchen utensils like this thing you're eyeing, is going to get you thrown back in jail if you're caught! Think of your family, please!

I appreciate the concern, I really do, but that's a whisk I've go to take!

A police officer is interrogating a thief

P: So, you tried robbing this bakery in broad daylight?

T: Yes.

P: You just snuck into their kitchen and grabbed a few kitchen utensils before being caught. You know what makes you?

T: A whisk-taker

My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy

So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.

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