I need to beat some eggs. Will need to borrow one of my wife's kitchen utensils (she hates that)

A whisk I'm willing to take

Look man, this insane need of yours to break into high-end cooking stores and steal kitchen utensils like this thing you're eyeing, is going to get you thrown back in jail if you're caught! Think of your family, please!

I appreciate the concern, I really do, but that's a whisk I've go to take!

I got caught stealing kitchen utensils from my friend’s house.

I guess it was a whisk I was willing to take.

My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

Edit: Thank you, children. It would appear I've peaked as a father.
My actual son will be devastated.

The captain of our cruise has a hobby of determining what kitchen utensils would make cute couples.

I'm just glad he's shipping the sink, and not the other way round.

Of all kitchen utensils,

why did Judas choose to be tray?

What did the neckbeard say to the kitchen utensil?

M’Ladle!

What do you call a singing kitchen utensil?

A spatu-laaaaaah

I think I’m going to open a kitchen utensil store...

My parents think it’s stupid but I think it’s worth the whisk.

Teacher: what’s your favorite kitchen utensil?

Friend: my wife

I've always wanted to steal a huge kitchen utensil...

But I feel like I'd be taking a pretty big whisk.

My husband keeps borrowing my kitchen utensils and using them as tools, even though he knows it makes me cross.

He says it's a whisk he's willing to take.

I was mugged by a guy equipped with kitchen utensils.

I considered running, but it was a big whisk.

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!

A police officer is interrogating a thief

P: So, you tried robbing this bakery in broad daylight?

T: Yes.

P: You just snuck into their kitchen and grabbed a few kitchen utensils before being caught. You know what makes you?

T: A whisk-taker

My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy

So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.

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