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I was doing some gardening when my friend asked me to go out and have a drink with him. I said no cause I was gardening. He said 'Come on

*BROS BEFORE HOES*

It's a shit joke ik dont bully me

I didn't really like gardening at first

But then it started to grow on me

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My neighbor with big boobs has been gardening topless all day.

I just wish his wife would do the same.

You wife was a stripper and now teaches gardening classes...

Color me impressed...

I didn’t know you could lead a horticulture

What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Two ladies are gardening...

One pulls out a HUGE carrot with a deformed, bulbous end on it and says, "That reminds me of my husband's!"

The other lady gasps and asks, "Oh my, is he that big?!"

"No, he's that dirty."

I used to be terrified of gardening..

Until I grew a pear.

My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.

He’s got hoes in different area codes.

I'm disappointed BIC company doesn't make gardening equipment

Who wouldn't want to have a Dig Bic Plow

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Why are Jews bad at gardening?

Their soil is too Hasidic.

When I do the gardening, I alphabetise my herbs, people often ask how I find the time.

I respond with "Easy, Thyme is right between the Tarragon and Turmeric"

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Goldilocks and the three cars.

Goldilocks had grown into a fine young lady now, and so she decided to revisit the three bears, just to see how they were all doing.

As she wandered down the path, she ended up at their house, signed "The Three Bears".
She didn't see any sign of them around.

Typical.

Yet, so...

Did you hear about the Legend of Zelda gardening sim?

You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.

I used to be afraid of gardening...

...but then I thought I'd grow a pear.

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