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What language is most commonly used in programming?

Profanity.

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A radio station in Ireland is taking calls to find a word that is commonly used but isn't in the dictionary yet...

The first caller get's through,

"Hello! What word do you think should be in the dictionary?"

"Goan!"

"Goan? Can you use it in a sentence?"

"Yeah, go'an fuck yerself!" The caller then begins laughing until the station can cut off his call.

After several more calls t...

What kind of shoes commonly fail drug tests?

High heels

Did you know that birds like hawks and falcons can commonly be found at churches?

That's because they're birds of pray.

what's the most commonly used phrase by artists?

Would you like fries with that.

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I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells

Apparently black people was not the answer.

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.

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