I tried telling a seal clubbing joke to someone from Iqaluit...
but they were having Nunivut.
Clubbing
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was the club last night?" the bartender asks. "Horrible, there wasn't a single girl in the place," the guy replies. "So what did you do?" the bartender asks. "Oh, I hit on a married one," the guy replies.
Can't wait to go clubbing again.
The seal population is getting out of hand.
Where do canadians go clubbing?
To wherever the babyseal is running...
I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?
I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
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Took a girl home after clubbing last night.
After a few drinks, we went up stairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said " i hope thats not that fat one from last week" the girl said "what the fuck was that" ? i said its that bastard memory foam matress.
Is clubbing a sport?
Depends how hard you’re hitting them
My brothers always out clubbing, my parents are really worried about his health.
He's always had one foot in the rave.
My daughter asked if I'd like to go out clubbing with her.
I said "sure honey". We stayed up all night long. That's good, because it's much easier to kill seals when they're sleeping.
So I went clubbing last night...
Those seals didn't stand a chance.
What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?
They got new fur coats.
I had this really great seal clubbing joke I was telling my friend from Iqaluit last week...
but they were having Nunavut.
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