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Sorority Jokes

What's the difference between the circus and a sorority?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Why do sorority girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

Three former sorority sisters meet up for a reunion homecoming game and start talking about life has treated them since college.

The first says that she couldn't be happier. She married a man who owns a Mercedes Benz car dealership. They live in a beautiful home, she drives whatever new Mercedes that strikes her fancy, and they are living a life of luxury.

The second mentions that her husband was just a councilman in t...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

10

One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

As a college girl, I never understood the whole Sorority thing

It's all Greek to me

Why do sorority girls walk in groups of 3 or 5?

Because they 'can't even'!

What do you call an all black sorority?

A minority

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.

Police are looking into it.

And are preparing a probing investigation.

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Ashley was a sorority girl at a New York college.

During Spring Break, she planned a trip to Texas. She told her sorority sisters that she had three goals: to eat real Texas barbecue, to see a real rodeo, and to have sex with a real cowboy.

When she returned from her trip, she told her sisters all about it. One asked if she had eaten real...

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka?

A sorority.

The Bar with the Golden Toilet

A guy is recounting his previous night's drunken adventure to his buddy.

"I'm telling ya man. This is the best bar in the whole city. Every Friday night they have all you can drink specials for $2. And the best part... a sorority house is right next door and the place is just filled with youn...

[NSFW] I was seeing a girl once, five actually...

Then the sorority started looking into the strange sounds in the attic.

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