What's the difference between a wizard's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for...
... apprehending criminals.
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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer?
QUESTION:You’re a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.
You are ...
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