A real classic

So a man is listening to his daughter prey she says "God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless grandma good bye grandpa" when asked why she said goodbye she responded with "I just felt like I should." The grandpa dies. A month later the daughter is preying as her dad listens in again. The daughter...

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?”

The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?"

Classic

Scientist: “My findings are meaningless if taken out of context”

Media: “Scientist claims: Findings are meaningless”

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”

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