So a gentleman comes home from work and buy a some flowers for her wife. Upon arriving he presents those flowers to her wife and says -" For you my sweet love".
Wife replies - "You now expect me to open my legs, don't you?
Husband - "Why, don't you have a vase?
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My go to joke- Guy sees “piano player wanted” sign window..
So he goes in, says he wants the job. Manager says, “alright, but 1st I gotta see if you’re qualified” So he plays a song and it drops the managers jaw “wow! That was amazing, was that Beethoven??” “No” the man replies “that’s an original. I call it ‘your tits are so big, my eyes are poppin outta my...
A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.
The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
Here’s a classic
Son: Mom what’s dark humor?
Mom: See that man with no arms, Tell him to clap
Son: No I don’t see him because I’m blind
A real classic
So a man is listening to his daughter prey she says "God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless grandma good bye grandpa" when asked why she said goodbye she responded with "I just felt like I should." The grandpa dies. A month later the daughter is preying as her dad listens in again. The daughter...