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Classics Jokes

Yo mama jokes are classics

They’re kinda outdated, yet still enjoyed by many.

Just like yo mama.

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one of grandpa's old classics

It's easier to shove a wet noodle up a wild cats ass in a telephone booth than it is to mess with me

I'm getting sick of all these reboots of old classics

Cold War (2022) is not as good as the original.

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?”

The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?"

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A Great Classic is a classics for a reason.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 ate 9!

Why does 10 suffer from PTSD?
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Because the poor son of a bitch was right in the middle of 9/11.

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except ”Sweet Child in a Mine”

Classic

Scientist: “My findings are meaningless if taken out of context”

Media: “Scientist claims: Findings are meaningless”

Junior soprano classic

So a gentleman comes home from work and buy a some flowers for her wife. Upon arriving he presents those flowers to her wife and says -" For you my sweet love".

Wife replies - "You now expect me to open my legs, don't you?

Husband - "Why, don't you have a vase?

Went to my local bookstore today and took a look at the classics section...

It was lit

Here’s a classic

Son: Mom what’s dark humor?



Mom: See that man with no arms, Tell him to clap



Son: No I don’t see him because I’m blind


Mom: Exactly

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