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Who was asked to direct a gothic horror about a tree falling down?

Tiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrton.

Someone tapped me on the shoulder and said, "You gothic right now"

Too bad that person was Mike Tyson

What do you call a lumberjack who directs gothic films?

Timber-ton.

What's a gothic persons blood made of?

Emoglobin

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

A guy walks into a coffeeshop.

When it’s his turn in line he says, “I’d like a dark roast.”

A gothic barista with thick eyeliner, a flaming skull tattoo, and an eyebrow ring looks at him dead in the eye and in a deadpan voice:

“Your mother is so severely comatose that not even Evanescence can wake her up inside.”

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A man is walking through New Zealand...

A man is walking through New Zealans when he comes upon a rancher. He decides to strike up a conversation, and he asks the rancher what he is called. The rancher doesn't give him a straight answer, but instead asks, "do you see the barn behind me?"

The traveler says that, yes, he sees the bar...

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