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Who was asked to direct a gothic horror about a tree falling down?

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Someone tapped me on the shoulder and said, "You gothic right now"

Too bad that person was Mike Tyson

What's a gothic persons blood made of?

Emoglobin

What do you call a lumberjack who directs gothic films?

Timber-ton.

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

A landlord’s lesson…

A pub landlord is struggling with the cost of living crisis. Customers are down and costs are soaring. To get his business back on track, he decides the best way forward is to host an event to draw in new customers. Noticing the cobwebs in some of the dimly lit corners of the pub, he has a stroke of...

A guy walks into a coffeeshop.

When it’s his turn in line he says, “I’d like a dark roast.”

A gothic barista with thick eyeliner, a flaming skull tattoo, and an eyebrow ring looks at him dead in the eye and in a deadpan voice:

“Your mother is so severely comatose that not even Evanescence can wake her up inside.”

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