A gothic walks into a bar...

The bartender yells, "Get out, we don't serve your type!"

What do you call a lumberjack who directs gothic films?

Timber-ton.

What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?

The Fall of the House of Flusher.

What's a gothic persons blood made of?

Emoglobin

A guy walks into a coffeeshop.

When it’s his turn in line he says, “I’d like a dark roast.”

A gothic barista with thick eyeliner, a flaming skull tattoo, and an eyebrow ring looks at him dead in the eye and in a deadpan voice:

“Your mother is so severely comatose that not even Evanescence can wake her up inside.”

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