Who was asked to direct a gothic horror about a tree falling down?
Someone tapped me on the shoulder and said, "You gothic right now"
Too bad that person was Mike Tyson
What do you call a lumberjack who directs gothic films?
What's a gothic persons blood made of?
What was Poe's Gothic story about a collapsing plumber's residence?
The Fall of the House of Flusher.
A guy walks into a coffeeshop.
When it’s his turn in line he says, “I’d like a dark roast.”
A gothic barista with thick eyeliner, a flaming skull tattoo, and an eyebrow ring looks at him dead in the eye and in a deadpan voice:
“Your mother is so severely comatose that not even Evanescence can wake her up inside.”
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A man is walking through New Zealand...
A man is walking through New Zealans when he comes upon a rancher. He decides to strike up a conversation, and he asks the rancher what he is called. The rancher doesn't give him a straight answer, but instead asks, "do you see the barn behind me?"
The traveler says that, yes, he sees the bar...