Clam Chowder Jokes

The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival's famous clam chowder.
The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn't turn out the same. The owner sends him back.
The second day, the... read more

A lady at a restaurant ordered some clam chowder. When the waiter brought it out, he was holding the bowl with his thumb in the soup. The lady said ahhhhhh you had your thumb in my chowder. The waiter says yeah I got arthritis and the warmth helps it feel better, so she says why don't you just shove... read more