An American man walks into a restaurant in Spain and looks at the menu.
He doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, so he defaults to a passing waiter for advice on what to get. "I would recommend the *cojones*," the waiter says. "Our house specialty. The dish is sourced fresh from the bull killed by one of our bullfighters in the ring today."
So the man orders the cojo...
I forgot I marinated the beef 3 days ago.
I think I put more thyme in it than I should.
I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting....
I think I might have salmonilla.