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Childless Jokes

Being single and childless is not a choice

I was born this way.

A medieval king was hunting in Africa. He killed a lion, an elephant, and a hippopotamus, and awarded the skins to his three squires back home in his kingdom. Thus, the three squires became known as the Lion Squire, the Elephant Squire, and the Hippo Squire.

As the years passed, the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too. So, they hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally.

Now the Lion Squire had eight sons, and the Elep...

Childless man continues to tell "dad jokes"

he was a Faux Pas.

"May your thousand generations be childless!" yelled my best friend in anger.

He never did think his curses through...

Have you heard about the childless ghost who just wanted to be noticed?

They never became apparent.

An American Indian chief took three wives...

To the first, he gave a buffalo hide. To the second, he gave a deer hide. But for the third, his favorite, he sent a brave far away, across land and water, to retrieve the rare and highly coveted hide of the hippopotamus.

Within a year, the first two squaws had each borne the Indian chief a s...

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A beardless knight was paying court to a queen.

The queen asks the knight whether he had fathered any children.

The knight answered that he was indeed childless, to which the queen responded :

' I do not doubt your words for a moment, for it is easy to judge from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good '

The K...

A woman left on a work-cation, leaving her husband behind.

They were childless, but had a cat, whom they loved dearly.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was alright.

Her husband replied with a morbid tone, "The cat just died."

She burst into tears and reprimanded her husband, "How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't ...

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