Procuring Jokes - 2 Hilarious Procuring Jokes

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What do you call someone obsessed with procuring free pedicures?

A clip-toe-maniac

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Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.

"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"

"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"

They turned ...

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