Why do K-pop fans suffer from flashbacks after traumatic events?

Because they have BTSD.

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Patient: I keep having flashbacks to that one K-Pop concert.

Therapist: I see, I diagnose you with BTSD.

When I was a boy my dad would hit me with a camera.

I still have flashbacks.

I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase.

I think I might have PTXD.

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards ?

Flashbacks

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards?

Flashbacks

Wife: do you know why our son won’t wear the red shirt I laid out for him?

**Me:** nope.

[flashback to watching Star Trek]

**Me:** so the guy in the red shirt *always* dies.

What do you get when you spell ‘Man’ backwards?

Flashbacks.

I’m so, so sorry. The daddest joke I’ve heard from my dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in tho...

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My grandfather, a Vietnam veteran,hooked up with a Viet girl a few years after the war.

He told me the story of how they met at a bar, and how he took her home that night, and how he began having PTSD flashbacks as soon as she undressed.

"Why's that?" I asked him.

"It was just like the war," he said. "I couldn't see the Vietnamese in all the bush."

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Be...

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A man goes to the local supermarket one day

to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him.

The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he can’t figure out where he’s seen her before.

Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him.

“Oh,” she replies. “I t...

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Years ago, I took some LSD and tried to have sex with my girlfriend, but couldn’t.

I still have flaccid flashbacks.

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I Got Pull Over Today (real conversation with cop)

So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because I’m an...

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When I was 10

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumb...

As an IT student who failed calculus twice....

... to this day I have Vieta flashbacks.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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