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Flashback Jokes

What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?

Flashbacks.

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Last week I had a flashback of watching my very first porno

Oh, the mammaries

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards?

Flashbacks

When I was a kid if I was naughty my dad use to hit me with polaroid camera.

To this day I can still have instant flashbacks.

What happened when the '90s kid saw a disposable camera?

It gave them a flashback!

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Adam wakes up hungover as fuck and has no ribs.

"What the fuck happened last night!!??" Flashback to Adam and God drinking it up the night before. Adam: "ohhhh.. we're gonna need some hoes up in herrr!" God: .....

A man talks to a doctor

Man: Doc, I'm afraid of flashbacks

Doctor: So when did this all start?

Man: AAAAHHHHHHHHH

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I Got Pull Over Today (real conversation with cop)

So….today I got pulled over about 15 feet from the front of my building on my way to work for rolling a stop as I was putting my seatbelt on. I just left it unbuckled so he didn’t think I was trying to pull one over on him.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because I’m an...

Cookie Monster was so traumatized the other day.

He had nom flashbacks.

What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get?

Nom flashbacks.



I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.

What do you get when you spell ‘Man’ backwards?

Flashbacks.

I’m so, so sorry. The daddest joke I’ve heard from my dad.

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My grandfather, a Vietnam veteran,hooked up with a Viet girl a few years after the war.

He told me the story of how they met at a bar, and how he took her home that night, and how he began having PTSD flashbacks as soon as she undressed.

"Why's that?" I asked him.

"It was just like the war," he said. "I couldn't see the Vietnamese in all the bush."

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Years ago, I took some LSD and tried to have sex with my girlfriend, but couldn’t.

I still have flaccid flashbacks.

Tokyo 2020 Olympics would be the longest Olympics we'll ever witness.

Imagine having to go through every athlete's story arc complete with motivational flashbacks and training montages. Plus there will be people on the bench discussing the play-by-play.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in tho...

As an IT student who failed calculus twice....

... to this day I have Vieta flashbacks.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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A man goes to the local supermarket one day

to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him.

The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he can’t figure out where he’s seen her before.

Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him.

“Oh,” she replies. “I t...

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When I was 10

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumb...

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