A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chilI.....
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili o...
What do you call the offspring of snowmen?
Chilldren.
For my next magic trick ill teach you a Irish accent
Say it with me: Ari Po-er an tha cersed chil'
The Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them
reading, writing, maths and science. One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is
shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside...
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