.... so the husband called a family meeting to discuss the issue.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use our home phone. I use my company's phone.
Son: I always use my office mobile, I never touch the home phone. ...
I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.
But, no one else would get it.
A thug walks into a bar.
He sees a lone man sitting in front of his beer, crying. He walks up to him, pushes him off the chair, slaps him left and right in the face and drinks his beer.
The man then started crying even louder and sobbing in absolute desperation. The thug, annoyed, yelled: Why are you crying lik...
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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really..?" the photographer asked. "Well, good....
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical.
After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to ...
Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.
His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup..
Did you know that most drug dealers are exceptionally good at their job?
They are highly qualified.
It is said when someone has an exceptional singing voice on rare occasions animals can actually be seen jumping for joy. I was skeptical but after today I believe it to be true.
As soon as I started singing my cat woke up and jumped for joy clean off my second story windowsill.
Did you hear about the exceptional gorilla biologist?
She was an ape lust student.
A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire
From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.
What do you call an exceptional Mexican?
What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy