I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.
But, no one else would get it.
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The phone bill was exceptionally high...
.... so the husband called a family meeting to discuss the issue.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use our home phone. I use my company's phone.
Son: I always use my office mobile, I never touch the home phone. ...
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to...
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My exceptional memory allows me to memorize a sequence of more than a million numbers
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
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Italians have always copied good inventions from other cultures and made them exceptional
Beretta took Walthers's designs and made them sexy
They discovered noodles from china, removed the dog, and created pasta
They stole the idea of arches from the Etruscans and built colosseums and aqueducts
They took the gladius from celt-iberians and conquered the world with it<...
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A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...
After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"
The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."
The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"
Th...
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Did you hear about the exceptional gorilla biologist?
She was an ape lust student.
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What do you call an exceptional Mexican?
What do you call an exceptional Mexican? Nacho average guy
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Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.
His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup..
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There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical.
After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to ...
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An 80 year old man goes in for a physical
And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?"
And the man replies"Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting."
"Well maybe genetics has something to do ...
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A canyon was knighted for its exceptional contribution to satire
From then on, the canyon was referred to as Sir Chasm.
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American Exceptionalism
Noun. When every country in the world decides to do something good, *except America*
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