A man finds a hair in his chicken noodle soup...NSFW
He tells his waitress "fuck you" and leaves without paying. The waitress watches him leave and go across the street to a hotel.
After her shift, she goes to the hotel and explains the situation to the agent at the front desk. The agent is sympathetic and tells her the man's room number. <...
A couple with a 9 year old son are in their home...
A couple with a 9 year old son are in their home when the doorbell rings. Surprise surprise its an old friend they haven't met in a loooong time. So the wife and son immediately begin to prepare dinner in the kitchen for the guest while her husband entertains him in the living room.
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Apparently my coworker has lived a very sheltered life.
He comes up to me while I'm eating lunch and asks "Say, what is that you're eating out of??"
"What, my thermos?"
"Yeah! How does that work?"
"Uhh, it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold."
"Wow! I oughta get me one of those!" And he just walks away.