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Star Trek: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Captain Kirk: "To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!"
Spock: "At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!"
Scotty: "Because it couldna change the laws o' physics!"
Computer: "Insufficient data."

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I looked up "cock" in the dictionary...

It says "the male of the domestic fowl or chicken". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken.

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