Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

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