Why are simple jokes like a common cold?

Because everyone gets it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Masturbation may help prevent the common cold.

Hope so, I’ve got no tissues left.

I listened to a song about the common cold...

It's very catchy.

The Cure for the Common Cold

It's called "The Whiskey and a Hat Trick"

All you need is a bottle of whiskey and a hat.

First, sit on your bed. Place the hat at the foot of the bed. Proceed to drink whiskey until you see two hats, then go to sleep.

If you do this your cold will be gone in just 7 days.


Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

A doctor treats two people who are actually a married couple,

He calls both of them to visit him in his clinic, he tells the wife to stay outisde for a bit as he only wanted to takk to the husband,

He then tells him; “You’re soon going to be in peace”

The husband gets anxious and replies; “Wait am I going to die???!!!!”

The doctor replies...

Gambling in 2020

Is it common cold or corona virus?

When a woman is in labor...

When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold.


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