What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

When I do the gardening, I alphabetise my herbs, people often ask how I find the time.

I respond with "Easy, Thyme is right between the Tarragon and Turmeric"

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