It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,please sit d...
So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal sniper riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...
The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
Why did Alexander Fleming had to invent the penicillin?
Because Alexander was phlegming!
(Eh. I. tried.)
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An angry man walked into a Taverna one evening, and yelled "I hate the Greeks!"
He looked around, at the light blue wall paper, with the white Grecian key pattern going around the top. He stared into the eyes of the bar tender, a strapping young lad with an olive complexion, rich black hair, a glorious unibrow, and piercing green eyes.
"Are you a Greek?" he asked, menaci...
What do you get a man who has everything?
Source: my 90 year-old grandpa, this Christmas morning
A psycopath goes into a store
He approaches the person at the counter and asks:
-Hello sir, may I have an assault rifle, 3,000 rounds, a scope, and a box of penicillin?
-Sorry sir, I can't sell you penicillin without a prescription.
I was making fancy French cheese...
I tried to make the rind but it didn't work. Turns out I had used penicillin instead of *Penicillium*...
Just another example of food ruined by antibrieotics...