Why did Alexander Fleming had to invent the penicillin?
Because Alexander was phlegming!
(Eh. I. tried.)
So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal sniper riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...
The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
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A psycopath goes into a store
He approaches the person at the counter and asks:
-Hello sir, may I have an assault rifle, 3,000 rounds, a scope, and a box of penicillin?
-Sorry sir, I can't sell you penicillin without a prescription.
I was making fancy French cheese...
I tried to make the rind but it didn't work. Turns out I had used penicillin instead of *Penicillium*...
Just another example of food ruined by antibrieotics...