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Mennonite Jokes

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Did you hear about the Amish woman who had sex with ten Mennonite?

She had to stop because they were driving her buggy.

What did the disapproving Mennonite father say to his son after he decided to leave the farm?

Amishamed of you.

Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday

All I saw was a swing and Amish

Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of her house?

Too Mennonite.

What do you call a Mennonite with his arm up a horses ass?

The mechanic.

Did you hear about those Amish who are running wild when the sun goes down?

They're Amish by day, but mennonite

A man was driving in rural Pennsylvania

When he saw what looked like a Mennonite up ahead on his bicycle.

“I’m gonna play with this guy,” he thought, as he stepped on the gas to give the poor Mennonite a scare and show him who the king of the road is. WHOOSH, he blasted by the poor, helpless bike rider.

As he was having a ...

What's the best way to get an Amish girl pregnant?

Two mennonite..

Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's.

But can you tie a Mennonite?

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

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Amish jokes

Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite

I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter

Amish Hooker

What's an Amish Hooker do?

Ten Mennonite!

(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)

What do you call a group of religious men that only go out at night?

Mennonites

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