What do you call a Mennonite who only practices some of their traditions?

A Mennonlite

What is an Amish woman’s greatest fantasy?

Two Mennonite.

Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday

All I saw was a swing and Amish

What do you call a Mennonite with his arm up a horses ass?

The mechanic.

What's the best way to get an Amish girl pregnant?

Two mennonite..

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How often does an Amish woman have sex?

Three Mennonite.

Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony?

She slept with two Mennonite.

A man was driving in rural Pennsylvania

When he saw what looked like a Mennonite up ahead on his bicycle.

“I’m gonna play with this guy,” he thought, as he stepped on the gas to give the poor Mennonite a scare and show him who the king of the road is. WHOOSH, he blasted by the poor, helpless bike rider.

As he was having a ...

Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's.

But can you tie a Mennonite?

What do you call a group of religious men that only go out at night?


Amish Hooker

What's an Amish Hooker do?

Ten Mennonite!

(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)

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Amish jokes

Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite

I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter

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How much business does an Amish prostitute get?

Ten Mennonite

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