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Dead Celebrity Jokes

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If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?

I'd choose Brittany Murphy because she'd still be relatively fresh.

What’s your favorite (non racist)dead celebrity joke? Here’s mine: What did Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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