Apple made a new tablet computer catered towards children but had to abandon the product before it hit the market...
... market research deemed that "iTouch Kids" didn't go well with the target audience.
My friend and I went to the ultimate brothel.
It was a huge place, and it claimed that it catered to every fantasy known to man.
"Man, I feel like a kid in a sweet shop," I said.
"I know what you mean, dude. What are you going to try out first?"
I said, "You heard."
Let me introduce the little known tale of Curtis Remond.
Curtis was born in the small town of New York, the only child of a rich and famous banking family. Curtis’ father was a banker. Curtis’ grandfather was a banker. The banking linage runs as far back in the family as time can remember, ever since Gerald Redmond had emigrated from Killarney back in the...
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Decisions, decisions, decisions.
A man dies and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says to the man, "There is really nothing extremely good nor bad about your life to determine your fate. You'll have to spend 24 hours in Heaven and in Hell, then choose where you wish to spend eternity." The man thinks for a momen...
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