A man and his friend buy a home that was a previously a brothel.
A man and his friend buy a home that was a previously a brothel. They only had 4 neighbors, a priest, a paranormal investigator, a retired detective, and a woman named Samantha. One night the man begins to hear ghostly, feminine moaning from his friends room, keeping him up until early in the mornin...
An old man was fishing on a lake in the early morning, when a frog jumped into his boat.
The frog looked up at the old man and said, "if you kiss me, I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen."
The old man kept fishing.
He caught a fish, tossed it in a bucket and cast out his line again. The frog looked up again at the old man and repeated himself a little ...
What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?
They both die when dissected
A priest, a monk, and a rabbi meet for lunch
one day. After talking for a bit the priest says "hey rabbi, why don't you join the monk and I for a fishing trip tomorrow morning?" Thrilled, the rabbi accepts the offer. They meet up at the docks around dawn, row out a bit, then cast out their fishing poles. Half an hour passes when the priest...