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Cast Out Jokes

What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?

They both die when dissected

An old man was fishing on a lake in the early morning, when a frog jumped into his boat.

The frog looked up at the old man and said, "if you kiss me, I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you've ever seen."

The old man kept fishing.

He caught a fish, tossed it in a bucket and cast out his line again. The frog looked up again at the old man and repeated himself a little ...

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Two second graders are fishing in the middle of a field

Ryan and Andrew see two second graders in a fishing boat in the middle of a field. They cast out their rods, reel in, and just pull up grass.

Ryan says to Andrew, "Man, look at those second graders out there. They're not going to catch anything!"

Andrew replies, "Yeah, think we should ...

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi meet for lunch

one day. After talking for a bit the priest says "hey rabbi, why don't you join the monk and I for a fishing trip tomorrow morning?" Thrilled, the rabbi accepts the offer.
They meet up at the docks around dawn, row out a bit, then cast out their fishing poles. Half an hour passes when the priest...

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