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Ramsey Jokes

Gordon Ramsey just had his 5th kid..

At least he likes one thing raw.

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Why does Gordon Ramsey have 5 kids?

Because he's always fucking raw!!!

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Gordon Ramsey.

What is Gordon Ramsey's favourite animated film.?





It's fucking frozen.

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Gordan Ramsey was walking down the road and saw a dog.

He bent down to pet it, and screamed "it's fucking r/aww!"

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Gordon Ramsey is teaching his kids Egyptian history.

Gordon Ramsey : (Holding a picture) Who is this?

Kids : It's Anubis.

Gordon Ramsey : It's fucking Ra !!!!

Gordon Ramsey's wife

Gordon Ramsey's wife is probably extremely nervous before gordon eats her p****

My theory in why gordon Ramsey's kids aremt his

Because he doesnt like it raw

Gordon Ramsey hated the last movie he watched

It was Frozen

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Gordon Ramsey's Water

Gordon Ramsey walks in

Chef: Would you like some Ice water chef?

Gordon Ramsey: is the Ice fresh

Chef: it's frozen

FUCKEN EL

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Gordon Ramsey today released his long-awaited book about having sex with herbs.

It's about fucking thyme.

Any Love for Jon Benet Ramsey jokes?

I just feel like they never get old.

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How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children??

FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!

Gordon Ramsey hates reposts on r/aww. One day he sees someone reposting a baby sheep

He yells in the comments, "WHERE'S THE LAMB SOURCE!?"

Why does Gordon Ramsey never bet on any sports events?

Because he never likes the steakes.

How does Gordan Ramsey save money?

Swear Jar

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Why would Gordan Ramsey never have unprotected sex with a man?

Because it's fucking raw!

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A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show!

Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!

So I've been watching Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare clips, but one video wouldn't load

There was a problem with the server

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Gordon Ramsey: excuse me waiter, are these icecubes fresh?

Waiter: uhm no, they’re frozen
Gordon: FUCKIN HELL!

What did the asian plumber say to Ramsey Bolton?

*you have a reek*

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Why are the dinosaurs afraid of Gordon Ramsey?

He took a bite from one of his prey and complained that it was "FUCKING RAAAAAAWWWWW!"

Me: HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR EVIL BABY SHEEP ESCAPE? Sous: I hid it away with Gordon Ramsey.

Me: WHERE’S THE DAMNED LAMB SOUS??!!

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[NSFW] Gordon Ramsey: "F***ing hell, this tastes like someone shat on a piece of meat and then served it raw. What the f*** are you thinking asking me to eat this?"

"Gordon, if you don't want to give me oral sex, just say so. Don't make a production out of it." - His wife.

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Roger was very thin because he was afraid to spend a lot of money on food. He looked forward to the day when his grandfather would die and leave him a fortune.

His grandfather was blessed with both a sense of humor and a sense of justice. So he planned that when he finally died all he would leave to Roger was a cookie.

But what a cookie.

It was made with butter, churned from milk from a yak milked by a virginal milkmaid on the highest field o...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Becuase you didn't cook it, you fucking muppet"
- Gordon Ramsey

I have a couple types of jokes

The ones that rub people the wrong way more times than not are my JonBenet Ramsey Jokes. They’re not jokes about her, they’re just my jokes that never get old.

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Schmidt's boss was about to fire him when he said... [Long]

"I know people!"

Schmidt's boss looked at him, "are you threatening me?"

"No, no, not like that" Schmidt pauses, "I'm friends with everyone! Who would you like to meet? If you let me stay in this job, you can hang out with anyone!"

The boss thought for a second, skeptical. "I'll...

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