How does life feel for somebody who is short and crippled?
A little lame.
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I feel for Hillary Clinton
The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think.
A man writes a letter to the IRS . . .
. . . saying "I am unable to sleep because of the guilt I feel for cheating on my taxes. I have underreported my income and am enclosing a check for $1500. If I still can't sleep I will send the rest".