Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today?
Because they had to go home and change first.
Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark
Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
So, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is a police-free area surrounded by police.
Does that make it a doughnut hole?
A man parks a beat up, rusty Plymouth right in front of the Capitol. One of the guards walks up to him and says: "Sir, please move this vehicle. This is the Capitol Hill, congressmen, senators and even the President frequent this area."
The Plymouth driver replies "I ain't scared, I got an alarm!"
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The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill.
This isn't for any religious reason. They just haven’t been able to find Three Wise Men in DC. A search for a virgin was also fruitless. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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