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Hyde Jokes

Saw an office sign the other day, it said Ditcher, Quick & Hyde...

...Divorce lawyers

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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really..?" the photographer asked. "Well, good....

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One of my childhood friend told me this joke a long time ago...

Hyde and Eric are somehow trapped in a forest. As they move forward, they see a Bear.

Hyde immediately climbs on a tree but Eric is unable to climb. Bear goes near Eric and decides not to kill but to butt-fuck him.

When the Bear is done, Eric gets very angry at Hyde that he didn’t hel...

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The pickup line of Cecil the cavalier

Cecil is a young British aristocrat who loves horse-riding but is terribly shy.

On his daily trot around Hyde Park, he frequently sees a beautiful girl riding a jet-black Morgan horse but can’t pluck up the courage to approach her.

One evening he’s having a beer with his friend Charles...

People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll?

Because I've always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.

Which game does Dr Jekyll play best?

Hyde and seek

A Halloween joke?

A homeless man named Sturgis was walking down to his town's Human Resources to apply for housing assisstance. When he gets there, he sees some strange creatures in line ahead of him. Cousin It from the Adams' family was there, as well as the Looney Tunes version of Mr. Hyde. Among them was your typi...

Why was Dr. Jekyll banned from South Africa?

Because he was a part Hyde

I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night...

...it'll be called "Hyde & Sikh".

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

The opposite of formaldehyde is

casualdejekyll.

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