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An American politician and a Russian politician are walking next to a river...

The American points to a bridge and says,

"See that bridge? I campaigned for that bridge, chose the construction company, and even arranged for the funds for it to be built." The American then pats his pocket and says, "Of course I took a portion off the top for myself." and the two men laugh...

Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony...

He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.

If some part of your job feels utterly pointless, remember

Putin campaigned for the 2018 elections.

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