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Lobbying Jokes

Catholics have been lobbying for vaccine exemptions

Because theres nothing more catholic than someone else dying for your sins

After years of lobbying, a town finally got train service.

A county official noticed an increase in the town’s birth rate and went to investigate. After interviewing a few people he discovered that the explanation is noise from the 5AM express train: At that time it’s too early to get up and too late to go back to sleep…

What's the difference between taekwondo and political lobbying?

One has back kicks the other has kick backs.

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Did you hear about the group lobbying against Viagra?

They were met with stiff resistance.

Back when I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store as a stockboy.

One of the "long time fixtures" there was a homeless guy who would sit outside and ask for change. He was there every day, from opening of the store until closing, without fail.

Several months after I started, the owner decided to go in a new direction with the store and wanted to increase wo...

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