What do police budgets and children’s coin holders have in common?

Both are piggy banks

Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama

Because crimes can’t be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Little Johnny learns politics

One night at the dinner table a little boy asked his father what politics was. The father states, "well son, I make the money in the family, so we will call me the capitalist. Your mother budgets and manages the money, so we will call her the government. Your nanny works for us, so we will call her ...

Pennsylvania and New Jersey changed their state mottos today in order to cut their highway budgets.

Now they both proudly display "Road Work Ahead. Expect Delays" on their welcome signs to better reflect the status of their roadways.

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An old woman goes to the grocery store...

And is standing in line to buy dog food. When the cashier finally tends to her, he looks up and asks, "Ma'am, do you attest that this dog food is for an animal?"

The woman was taken aback having never been asked this before, "What?", she asks for clarification.

The cashier continued, "...

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