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Brides Jokes

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The virgin bride

A nice Italian girl got married. The had their honeymoon in the brides parents house. When the time came for bed, they went upstairs to her room. The groom proceeded to take off his coat and shirt. He was extremely hairy.

The bride rushed from the room and down to her mother.

"Ma...

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Innocent Bride

Shy bride on her wedding night, her husband tries to comfort her and says "I never want to pressure you to have sex so let's have a way you can let me know if your interested. If you would like to have sex you can grab my penis and yank it once, if you don't want to have sex just reach over and grab...

Why do brides cry at the wedding ?

Because they never marry the best man !

Three weddings were occurring the same hotel one weekend.

After the ceremonies and wedding meals, all three grooms happened to be at the bar at the same time and they got talking about how they were looking forward to their wedding nights.

The first groom said "Hey we should let each other know how we got on. How about, at breakfast, the number of ...

Why do brides always dress in white?

Because home appliances usually come that way.

Why are Asian brides always so satisfied?

Because when ever you eat Chinese you're always hungry an hour later.

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Why do brides smile so much at the wedding ?

No more blow jobs.

What do polish brides get on the wedding night that's long and hard ?

A new last name !

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why do brides smile as they walk down the wedding aisle?

They realise that they've given their last blowjobs.

Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?

eBae

A farmer had ordered a mail order bride

She arrived by train in the nearest town, so he strapped his horse to his carriage and went to pick her up.

On the way back, the horse stumbles on one leg, and the farmer loudly says "That's one!"

After a little while more, the horse once again stumbles, and the farmer loudly says "Tha...

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